To the Love of My Life, on Facebook
We interrupt this magic moment for a social media post.
It was 10 years ago today that I first saw you. I couldn’t believe it when our eyes met from across the pool at the Burj Al Arab Jumeirah in Dubai. I was living my best life, and you were stretched out on a chaise lounge, looking good enough to eat. A few minutes later, we were taking selfies together, and I was thinking about when to change my relationship status. I posted tons of pictures from that trip, so everyone already knows what I’m talking about.
Happy anniversary, baby. You are the best husband in the world, an amazing dog dad, and such a wonderful father to our two boys. I love the gorgeously curated life we’ve built together and the amazing trips we take all over the world, where I can gaze at all the sights through my camera lens and share all the beautiful scenery with my thousands of fans — I mean, friends — on Facebook.
They’ve seen pretty much every corner of our dream house in the pics I’ve posted over the years, so they know the glamorous splendor we bask in every day. I’ve done a thorough job of documenting the entire lives of our sons practically from the moment they were born, so everybody knows what wonderful, caring, and handsome young men they are turning out to be. We really should pat ourselves on the back for…
